{"id":15446,"date":"2022-12-16T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-16T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.obloaps.it\/quasi\/?p=15446"},"modified":"2022-12-05T13:09:02","modified_gmt":"2022-12-05T12:09:02","slug":"adesso-vengo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.obloaps.it\/quasi\/2022\/12\/16\/adesso-vengo\/","title":{"rendered":"Adesso vengo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"755\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.obloaps.it\/quasi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Pippo-1-755x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-15448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.obloaps.it\/quasi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Pippo-1-755x1024.jpg 755w, https:\/\/www.obloaps.it\/quasi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Pippo-1-221x300.jpg 221w, https:\/\/www.obloaps.it\/quasi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Pippo-1-768x1041.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.obloaps.it\/quasi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Pippo-1-1133x1536.jpg 1133w, https:\/\/www.obloaps.it\/quasi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Pippo-1.jpg 1438w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><figcaption>I disegni sono di Titti Demi<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Adesso vengo, disse Paperino dondolandosi sull&#8217;amaca.<br>In realt\u00e0 Paperino aveva la fissa per il sesso tantrico e procrastinava cos\u00ec tanto il suo venire che Paperina impazziva tra le piume.<br>Adesso vengo, disse Paperina, scuotendo le piume della coda a colpetti d&#8217;anca, mentre Paperino stimolata il suo perineo sotto la coda.<br>Adesso vengo, disse Topolino tra un indagine e l&#8217;altra.<br>In realt\u00e0 Topolino soffriva di eiaculazione precoce ed evitava di fare sesso con Minnie, mantenendo per\u00f2 un rapporto formale all\u2019apparenza.<br>Adesso vengo, disse Minnie mentre faceva shopping in un negozio di scarpe per compensare la sua carenza sessuale.<br>Adesso vengo, disse Paperone mentre contava le monete del suo deposito.<br>Paperone soffriva di impotenza a causa dei problemi alla prostata.<br>Adesso vengo, disse Rockerduck, mentre si mangiava il cappello per una sua propensione all&#8217;omosessualit\u00e0 mai espressa.<br>Adesso vengo, dissero Qui, Quo e Qua mentre organizzavano una spedizione con le giovani marmotte.<br>Adesso vengo, dissero, ma in realt\u00e0 era un\u2019orgia di paperetti che poi si filmavano per mettere i video su Youporn.<br>Adesso vengo, disse Archimede mentre finiva l&#8217;ennesima invenzione spaziale.<br>In realt\u00e0 era una specie di pompone che serviva a farsi le seghe senza metterci le mani.<br>Adesso vengo, disse Superpippo prima di mangiare l&#8217;arachide magica che, come il viagra, gli permetteva di avere un erezione per 24 ore. Inutilmente.<br>Un procrastinare di sessualit\u00e0 inaespressa. 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